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Watching the news reports of the continuing problems with the Fukishima reactors in Japan has started to remind me of the hysteria surrounding the Anthrax attacks of about a decade ago. I’m not downplaying the threat in Japan or the fact that several people became sick and some died from contracting Anthrax. Both are serious situations which the media overhyped the crap out of in their endless quest to use hysteria to drive up ratings and sell more laundry detergent.

Watching Good Morning America this morning, I saw segments on the current threat in Japan, as well as the potential threat to the US. Then a segment on preparing for fallout in the US. Not a lot of factual information in any of those segments, just as ten years ago there wasn’t a lot of factual information about Anthrax.

What happened in 2001 and early 2002 was hysteria driven calls to 9-1-1. Every person that called swore that they had been exposed to Anthrax, targeted specifically at them for reasons known only to them.

As a result police, EMS, and Hazmat teams were run ragged responding to these calls. Perimeters were set, the Hazmat guys suited up, the patients were decontaminated, and EMS ended up transporting asymptomatic patients to various hospitals for the dreaded “evaluation”. Dreaded by EMS because it tied up resources for no apparent reason.

One person called 9-1-1 because there was white power on his shower curtain. Apparently he forgot that his wife used baby powder after her shower.

One woman called 9-1-1 because there was white powder in the bottom of an empty box. Of Frosted Flakes.

Not to mention empty donut boxes. Those generated a lot of calls too.

Any sighting of white powder anywhere was likely to generate a 9-1-1 call and an emergency response.

The hysteria went on for weeks or months all across the USA.

And now I fear that we are going to see an influx of 9-1-1 calls from people who will insist that are suffering from radiation poisoning or illness. They will demand that we take them to the hospital so that they can be “evaluated” for the symptoms. Every one of which they picked up from watching TV news or even worse searching the Internet. None of whom will be the least bit sick. Which won’t deter them from calling 9-1-1 again in a day or so when Google or TV news reports on a new set of symptoms about which they can complain.

Oh it’s going to be an exciting few weeks.

It used to be just cheesy soap operas that induced people to call 9-1-1 with imaginary illnesses, but thanks to Al Gore and his Internet, now people can check their symptoms on line 24 hours a day. Then they can use their iPhones to call 9-1-1 or their primary care physicians and add more patients to an already over loaded medical system.

Isn’t progress wonderful?

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I'm a retired paramedic who formerly worked in a largish city in the Northeast corner of the U.S. In my post EMS life I provide Quality Improvement instruction and consulting under contract. I haven't really retired, I just don't work nights, holidays, or weekends.  I escaped the Northeast a couple of years ago and now live in Texas.  I'm more than just a little opinionated, but that comes with having been around the block more than once. You can email me at EMSArtifact@gmail.com After living most of my life (so far) in the northeast my lovely wife and I have moved to central Texas because we weren't comfortable in the northeast any longer. Life is full of twists and turns.

4 COMMENTS

  1. It’s already started here. Stores are (now sold out) selling iodine tablets like hotcakes, to the point that the news and local healthcare providers have started putting out PSA’s about NOT taking those tablets (as a precaution) due to health (thyroid) concerns. Wanna bet no one going to listen?!? I mean, why trust the gov’t? Obviously lay folk know better. (sorry, bad english, I know).
    Please know I’m being sarcastic.
    Seriously, I know that all this isn’t good, but I’m not going to take iodine tablets unless prescribed too. Nor am I going to freak out. However, now might be a good time to apply for a job in emergency or urgent care 😉 Job security.
    In the mean time, I think I’ll play in the garden.
    D’oh! It’s raining.
    Wonder if it’s acid rain? Better not go there……

    • I didn’t even think about people who will make themselves ill because they will take Iodine tablets, that’s just frosting on the cake.

  2. Thanks for that cheerful thought. No doubt we (on the consoles) will get another breathless letter and “special temporary determinant card” from the NAEMD just like we did with the avian flu strains. (If caller/patient reports FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS AND A DETERMINATION OF PANDEMIC FLU HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE AUTHORITIES, turn to card __. Otherwise, SICK PERSON!)

    I can already imagine the questions… “Have you been to Japan?” “Have you recently been stationed on an aircraft carrier?” “Have you eaten sushi?”

    Ugh. This is going places…

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