The mildly deranged Dave Burge strikes again with It’s a Wonderful Bill

CLARENCE: No, George, she never married. Because you never became Senator, you never met her through that escort service. Mary remained here in Bedford Falls working as a simple call girl, and now she has to pay for her chlamydia drugs from her own pocket.

Not to mention, as Ambulance Driver would say, her own Fibromyalgia drugs.