Via email from a friend of mine comes this mind boggling story.

Burger King Kicks Out Baby for Not Wearing Shoes

A baby was kicked out of Burger King in Missouri. Not only was the baby kicked out, but so was her mother, who had not put shoes on the infant yet. Enacting the “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy, a Missouri Burger King manager told the mother that they would have to leave the restaurant because the baby wasn’t wearing any shoes. The mother put socks on the baby to try and adhere to the policy, what was then threatened by the manager that he would call the police. The baby doesn’t walk, and can’t even crawl yet, but the manager didn’t want “baby germs” getting in the way of his business.

Yup, got to be careful of those “baby germs”. We all know how they like to cling to babies feet and jump into fryolators.

The whole incident took place at the Sunset Hills Burger King at 10734 Sunset Hills Plaza in Missouri. Jennifer Frederich went into the Burger King with her baby, her mother, and about 25 other people from a church youth group. Her mother and the baby were the first two to walk through the door, where they were approached by the restaurant manager who cited health concerns as a reason that the baby needed to have shoes placed on her.

Girl baby germs, the very worst kind!

What a maroon, what an imbeecil.

Although, thinking about it a little bit more, this guy should go straight to TSA.
His unthinking adherence to the written rule without understanding the
logic, on the fly making up a totally bullshit excuse to justify his
stupidity, and insistence that the feet of a six month old pose a health
threat make him a natural. He won’t even need training, he comes pre stupid qualified.

Any day now The Onion will have to close up shop because it’s getting way too hard to parody these people.