In the original Sumdoap Chronicles, I used an example of a moron who wrote a bank robbery noted on the back of his cable bill. Little did I know that somewhere a would be master criminal was plotting a bank robbery would take the funny out of my little joke.

Stupid Criminal of the Day: Pay Stub Bank Robbery

When he fled the bank, Infante left the note behind, including a torn-off portion dropped outside the bank that included his name and address, the FBI said.

As John Wayne said in The Shootist,

“If I were you, I’d find a new line of work. This one don’t suit you so well.”